Dog Days of Summer

Thirteen years of farm notes and every late July and August finds me making notes on the doldrums, winds slack in the sails, waiting for that first sign of a change in course or the weather. Hard to muster the energy for even basic tasks on the To Do list knowing that another six weeks of the same is ahead.

That the Dog Days of summer have arrived are perfectly captured in this quote: “Dog Days were an evil time, the Sea boiled, the Wine turned sour, Dogs grew mad, and all other creatures became languid” from John Brady’s Clavis Calendaria. Our dogs, while not mad, are more useless than me.  Tip stretched out on the porch or behind the hydrangea sleeping away the days in her dotage. Becky, having given birth to ten puppies seven weeks back, spends her days slipping from tree to tree in a furtive attempt to elude the heat and the grasping mouths of her offspring.

Meanwhile in these long days after Robby’s death last fall, Tips old age and Becky’s maternity leave, the varmints and deer have decided that a banquet on ye olde farm was in order. We lost all of our spring chicks to skunks before I managed to relocate three of Pepe Le Pew’s kinsmen to the afterlife. Rabbits gambol in easy reach of the snoozing Tip. If awake she would feel the scorn shown of her diminished abilities. Fortunately, she sleeps through the evidence of her decline, legs twitching in sleep as she chases them down in her dreams. (Gibelotte de lapin, my dear rabbits; enjoy your salad days for I will have mine and soon)

Waking from my own mid-summers afternoon nap I stroll into the kitchen to find a large doe in the back yard. “BECKY! Do your #$%@ing Job”, I shout out the door! No reply. The doe grazes in the grape vines before languidly trotting back to the woods. Becky ventures out for a moment until the ten puppies see her and attach like leaches. Her gaze turns to me, reproach and accusation evident in her eyes.

Meanwhile I just hope the wine hasn’t soured.

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Reading this weekend: a Dan Starkey mystery, Of Wee Sweetie Mice & Men: the title, the terrorist and the punch-drunk pugilist by Colin Bateman. Now if you don’t know who Dan Starkey is then more is the pity.

A Winged Elm Farm Alphabet: “O”

Oregano

O is for Oregano

Beloved herb companion of the tomato, the wild marjoram or pot marjoram’s of old cookbooks, erba da funghi for Italians; oregano, it hangs drying in great clusters from our farm kitchen ceiling.

Reputed to be the herb to honor Aphrodite, newlyweds once wore garlands to give extra happiness to their union. And indeed a homemade pizza without an over abundant handful of oregano scattered across the surface would affect my own good outlook.

Imagine the poverty of the world without the mint family of thyme, sage, basil, savory, mint or oregano and the troubles of this sad world only increase.

A Soggy World

The debate the other evening with some neighbors was whether a dry summer or a wet summer was preferred. A silly debate because we have no control either way over the weather. We want our rain when we want it and our sunny days the same way.

But after a month of solid rain I am, at this moment in time, solidly on the side of a dry summer. Tomatoes are bursting their skins while still green. The gutters fell off the front and back of the main barn. The winter squash vines rotted away before setting fruit. The workshop has flooded four times. And I’ve lost count of the times the drive has had to be graded.

On the plus side I harvested yesterday, with the help of a friend, two and half pounds of beautiful and delectable chanterelle mushrooms from our woods. Last night I sautéed some of them in butter, added some brandy, heavy cream and parmesan cheese before spooning them over pork chops. That dinner took a bit of the sting out of living in a soggy world.

Mushroom harvest

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Reading this week: Founding Gardeners: the revolutionary generation, nature and the shaping of the American nation by Andrea Wulf

A Winged Elm Farm Alphabet Book: “N”

N is for Nature

Our greatest delusion, our most destructive belief is that humanity is separate from nature–not animal, not of the earth, not returning to the soil under our feet or the air over our heads. We create specialized ghettos for nature, with national parks and pretty coffee table books that fertilize the delusion of our apartness, and then we lead lives imagined to be wholly of our own construction.

Good small farming is a deliberate rejection of this delusion, a daily practice of being part of nature through more careful cooperation and competition. The small farmer’s every task is determined by the natural world. Farming strips off the rose-colored glasses that give rise to the absurd assumption that we are well and truly apart from nature and returns a bit of awe and love and respect to the soil and air to which we belong.

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Reading this week: Holy Shit: managing manure to save mankind by Gene Logsdon (terrific) and Two Cheers for Anarchism by James C. Scott.

Mother Goose

She is quite the sight, a twelve year-old and twenty-pound Pomeranian as Mother Goose to fifteen Saxony ducklings. She is in her element as guardian, head up searching for predators and effectively sending off all challengers.

She is the last of her breed on our farm. The last of what was once a large flock of forty of this impressive, handsome and tasty bird. Even in a large flock she stood out as a big girl. The first season we had her we assumed she was a gander from temperament and bearing. Even when she crowded onto a nest and pushed out other geese we assumed “he” was just helping out, a willing domestic partner, if you will.

When she stayed on the nest and hatched out a dozen or so goslings we realized our error. Her partner, they mate for life, was a beautiful gander and fierce protector of her, the goslings and the farm.

Nothing is more impressive than seeing twenty breeding pairs of geese turn in unison as an act of protecting their babies and charge the UPS man. Flapping wings, honking at decibels so loud it must be heard to be believed, they are an intimidating presence. The UPS man agreed. Agreed that he would remain in the truck and we would come to him if we wanted our package. He was only the latest in a long line of visitors so convinced.

As the years have progressed we gradually sold or ate our remaining flock of Pomeranians (an old German breed). For the last six years only the lone pair remained; the big girl and her man. They had become pets, lawn ornaments, a comfortable and expected presence around the barnyard.

Each January for the past twelve years she laid a clutch of eggs. And as the years progressed and fertility decreased the number of eggs and the viability of the hatch decreased.

Finally, two years ago, the gander disappeared after confronting coyotes invading the farm. I found his remains in the woods a month later. She spent the next few months forlornly honking for her mate. It is not an act of anthropomorphizing to say that she was mourning her loss. It was heartbreaking to watch.

For the past two seasons she has continued to lay eggs, not fertile of course, in the barn. We let her set for as long as she will. Usually the dogs will steal the eggs from her so that the last couple of weeks she is sitting on nothing. But she doggedly persists in this act of maternity.

This year during what would have been her last week before a normal hatch we bought ducklings from a nearby farm. Cindy and our farm guest Hannah installed the ducklings in the brooder about twenty feet away from the goose on her nest. The next morning the goose had abandoned her nest and had taken residence in front of the brooder. What a miracle it must have seemed after several fruitless years to wake up and find all of her babies hatched and in a nearby pen!

She did not leave the side of the pen for three weeks. Hissing and flapping her wings at any who came near. Sitting inside one evening a month back we heard her unleashing some Holy Hell out at the brooder. Cindy went out to check and returned moments later to let me know a large black-rat snake was eating a duckling. The goose was franticly trying to get to the snake through the wire of the pen. I dispatched the snake with my 410 and the girl and the flock settled down, albeit a bit deafened.

Cindy turned the ducklings out after three weeks. Since that day the goose never leaves their side, maternally herding them together or away from danger. She is quite the sight with her big frame and all the smaller ducks clustered around her moving across the barnyard or pasture; a mother again, after all these years.