Last year I set a goal to make 12 country wines with the promise to taste and report this year. Sadly, like so many projects, that one was only sporadically tackled. Fortunately, we have plenty of friends who also aspire to preserve the harvest in the bottle. So, on a recent Sunday four brave tasters gathered in our home. Their mission, to drink and describe five country wines from our larders. The five selected, out of our various efforts from the previous season, were an elderflower, a pear, a mystery (label lost, contents revealed), a mead, and finally, a parsnip sherry. The taster comments are largely as they appeared. As the evening progressed, or declined, the nature of the comments changed. Infer what you will.
Wine #1: Elderflower wine, 2021
Color/Appearance: Golden; Hazy IPA; fool’s gold; misty mornings.
Nose: Paint thinner; burning, like snorting sweet tarts; sweet with yeastiness; dusty herbs with plastic.
Mouth: syrup, long finish, light ale; makes the mouth pucker; makes the tongue feel like you ate a bowl of Captain Crunch; Not unpleasant, a bit too sweet but not sweeter than a port.
Conclusion/Drinkability:
- Give me another glass x3
- Let me detox my liver first
- I’ll wait for the apocalypse
- Good for marinating a bicycle tire x1
Final comments: A good dessert wine; maybe make another version with less sugar; good example of a country wine; wine not near as good as Max (one of our dogs); A Triumph! Continental! But like track suits and socks with sandals continental.
Wine #2: Pear wine, 2019
Color/Appearance: Straw; What color? Need some blue food coloring here; Makes Buster look like Josey (two more dogs of ours), a watery grave.
Nose: Strong paint thinner; foul, like a territorial cat; rubber tire and yeast sprayed over wet dog; yeast and overall good.
Mouth: weak but not unpleasant, good as cooking wine (not sure if this taster is saying it should be used as cooking wine or tastes like cooking wine); light and zesty, better if chilled; Unami? Sour, bitter, sour; thin, blech!
Conclusion/Drinkability:
- Give me another glass x1
- Let me detox my liver first x1
- I’ll wait for the apocalypse x2
- Good for marinating a bicycle tire
Final Comments: A stumble; Finished the sample and did not die; Excellent, if you can get it down the hatch; Should have exploded with the other pear wine, pairs well with…nothing.
Wine #3: Mead, August 2019
Color/Appearance: Intriguing cloudiness; unhealthy pee; golden delight; like a fine wood grain alcohol.
Nose: Time for a cigarette; smell of spice cake; Feet (confirmed after the person next to me (taster) left the room for a cigarette); clove and cinnamon.
Mouth: Sweet, dry, light style; It angers the blood, makes me want to wield an axe; A bit watery but would not reject if sitting in the mead hall; smooth, would raid a village.
Conclusion/Drinkability:
- Give me another glass x2
- Let me detox my liver first
- I’ll wait for the apocalypse x1
- Good for marinating a bicycle tire x1
Final Comments: Not bad; Raiding villages (second reference which makes me think the evening was beginning to decline in some measure); nice easy drinking example (possibly by the maker); Still tasting at 2 minutes, 5 minutes.
Wine #4: the mystery wine (a bottle without label. The maker later identified it as a 2020 mixed berry of blueberries, blackberries, and Aronia berries)
Color/Appearance: Blood, appeals to vampires; Beautiful, expecting happy fruits; Ugh; Deep rose.
Nose: Noticeable; Christmas cookies, I’m guessing, although nose hairs too burnt at this stage to smell; Complex; Industrial effluent on a warm spring day.
Mouth: Double Blech and wangy; Better than cough syrup; wonderful, like tango dancers on my tongue; effervescent, but in a spooky, Chernobyl sort of way.
Conclusion/Drinkability:
- Give me another glass x2 would be better after several glasses
- Let me detox my liver first
- I’ll wait for the apocalypse x1
- Good for marinating a bicycle tire x1 good for dissolving bodies in a bathtub
Final Comments: A complex wine for a complex world; not as bad as you might first think; most complex wine yet tasted (from the maker); who is hiding the bourbon?
Wine #5: Parsnip sherry, 2021
Color/Appearance: Full of questionable debris, although could be going blind from previous wines; a fine brandy; excellent color, would paint my walls this color; light rose, the color of my heart.
Nose: Madeira, award for best smelling; caramels; earthy; Yay!
Mouth: If you keep sipping the last flavor can be overcome (not sure if this refers to the sherry or the mystery wine); like the smoking section in sad place, deeply melancholic, give me another glass; like a thin Madeira, give me another; Surprisingly not bad.
Conclusion/Drinkability:
- Give me another glass x4
- Let me detox my liver first
- I’ll wait for the apocalypse
- Good for marinating a bicycle tire
Final Comments: No; A fine drink for the peasant class; check back in five years; van con Dios! (They go with God).
I’m sure there will be a second tasting at some juncture this year. So, stay tuned. Do not let our tasting notes put you off from this noble endeavor.