Dignity in the Barnyard (revisited)

I’m entertaining a 24-hour bug this weekend, which is taking all of my spare time. So, I leave you with this one from the archives. 

“If you want to know what the world looked like after the deluge, visit a barton (barnyard) in the winter.” From the book, “We Make a Garden” by Margery Fish. At least that is the quote as I remember it, because some (former!) friend has purloined my copy (or I’ve possibly mislaid it).

A couple of nights ago, after securing the sheep, I stepped out the front door of the barn to survey our modest kingdom. A couple of cold weeks, with heavy rains, had left a slurry of frozen mud and muck at the entrance. The laying down of straw helped the situation in the short term but made it worse in the long term. The straw served as a deceptive floating island on the sea of mire.

This island, I was instantly aware, while beginning the survey of said kingdom, would not support my modest two-hundred pound frame. A frame launched, “slipping the surly bonds,” for brief moments before gravity pulled it back to earth in a long slide, only a hay bale intervening to slow its progress.

Funny how dignity attempts to reinstate itself in the most unlikely of situations. There I was with a solid streak of mud caked on one side of body from ear to calf and I bound up out of the muck as if nothing had happened, I’m sure, for the benefit of the watching sheep and pigs.

Well there is nothing dignified about a grown man stripping down to his birthday suit on the front porch, temperature thirty-four degrees, before being allowed entry. But thanks to a capacious hot-water tank, this farmer was able to reemerge minutes later with an acceptable standard of hygiene.

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Reading this weekend: Irresistible: the rise of addictive technology and the business of keeping us hooked (Adam Alter). 

A Beautiful Day: lambs and apple trees

An Arkansas Black, partially pruned

Standing on the orchard ladder, I reached high over my head and made an initial cut to a large branch. Removing it would allow the sunlight to filter through to the inner branches. This Arkansas Black is one of our more productive apple trees. It is also a handsome tangle of branches, seemingly budding out and growing in every conceivable direction.

While pruning can be the perfect meditative activity, initially it is a task of almost daunting proportions (one that would surely be made simpler if I pruned more often than every five years). But an afternoon spent slowly and methodically studying and removing unneeded growth can be a fine restorative, particularly after so many weeks of gray skies.

This rare winter day had us both outside all day, not for the chores that needed to be done, but instead for the sheer pleasure of marking every degree the low January sun traced across the Southern sky. We still had to slog through slurry and ponding water, the result of an unrelenting rain that has spawned a small cottage industry of memes (“Thank goodness it is raining; my mud was getting dehydrated”), yet under blue skies, with nary a cloud in sight, our spirits lifted even as the mud sucked at our boots.

A friend had come out earlier in the morning to help clear brush from a fence line and clean up the orchard. We finished before lunch. We then took some time to remove the water sprouts, those skinny whips shooting up from the base of a trunk, from the fruit trees. A bit after noon, we headed to the house for a bowl of soup. Even lunch was taken on the front porch, where we continued to marvel at the perfect weather.

The day had begun, as always, with the noisy coffee grinder whirring, followed by my turning out two dogs and bringing in a third. But even at five o’clock I could feel the promise of the day to come: stars blinked high overhead and Venus hung luminous in the East.

A little before sunrise and dressed for the chill, I pulled on my Wellingtons and walked out to begin the chores. The pigs needed fresh water, and I turned on the spigot at the well house. They squealed insistently, so as the water trough filled, I restocked their automatic feeders, both tasks that must be completed every three days.

Fifteen minutes later, with the water turned off and feeders filled, I headed to the barn to tend the sheep. Usually our first lambs are on the ground by December 31st. This year, for reasons long and complicated, the onset of the lambing season has remained uncertain.

Feeding time

I entered the barn to be greeted by the most pleasant of sights for a husbandman: a ewe quietly nursing twins. Their tails rotated like propellers in satisfaction as they greedily suckled, and their mother chuckled deeply in encouragement.

I knew then, even before the sun had cleared the ridge, that it was going to be a beautiful day.

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A note: I’ve added a new page on the header for the blog. It will link to a weekly picture update on the gardens and orchard for 2019. It is scheduled to come out each Friday. So, check back from time to time and see how my garden grows.