The front wheels are angled perfectly for the eight-foot gate opening between the barn and the corral. A round bale of hay dangles from the front spear. In spring, summer, and fall, the tractor turns smartly, with clearance on both sides. But this is not spring, summer, or fall. The tractor takes on a mind of its own and begins sliding off to the left, back tires pushing forward, front tires mired lug-nut deep in mud, until, rudderless in the late winter slurry, it skids to a halt against the gate post.
Mud season in East Tennessee is well underway. The weather is never quite warm enough to dry out the ground; the green grass is still a month away. Every surface stays in a stalled-out state between slop and frozen. Margery Fish, in her book “We Made a Garden,” says if you want to know what the world looked like after the great deluge, visit a barnyard in winter. We say, if you want to visit our farm, wait until spring. Sad sheep paths and nasty pig sties look to those unlearned in the ways of the farm to be the product of gross inattention. Hell, they look the same to me, and I know better.
Each slippery step I take leaves a rut in its wake, the dead grass sloughing off like a snakeskin with my passing boot. It’s as if the world has taken a giant gulp and held its breath until its skin has become soft and spongy.
The sow peers out of her shelter when I approach, her bulk blocking her piglets from the great outdoors: “Not today, kids, you’ll just track it all back inside.” The hens scouring the barnyard take great shuddering leaps to clear the mire and get to higher ground and fresh bugs. Eggs collected in the season of mud are all imprinted with spidery claw prints.
Every year ’tis the same complaint. Then, every year the mid-March miracle occurs. All in a matter of a week, two at the most, emerald hairs of grass explode from below. The sponge squeezes and even the ruts from the tractor fill in, seemingly overnight. The trees on the opposite ridge wear their first hint of green, and the rose-purple redbuds begin to work their understory magic in the deep woods. Demeter comes out of her funk as her daughter returns.
But for now, early spring growth is just a memory and a promise. The tractor tires still mutiny against my commands. They go left when I order right. The mud offers no purchase to my boots. The sheep reproach me with yellow eyes as they leave the barn single file on a high path out of the mire.
I back up and try for the gate again, and the rain begins to fall, merging sky with muck.
Alas, I have recently fallen victim to the infamous mud of an East TN winter. While out hunting properties, I found myself and my “more than capable” diesel humbled to the axles. Lessons were learned…lb ft of torque doesn’t mean s__t if you find yourself mired in the muck! 2 hours of seriously concerted effort later, the tar pit mercilessly released its vice grip and I retreated, shaken, back to the “safety” of hard pavement! Trust I will be wiser on my next foray into winter “mud”.
I hate to think of that beautiful truck mired and humbled, Chris. We should grab a beer sometime and you can tell me about the ongoing search.
Chris, same thing happened to us nearly 20 years ago, in the middle of the first acreage we considered out here. Had to hire a tow truck from Kingston to drive the 15 miles to pull us out. Glad you didn’t damage The Truck.
What a mess. I’ve been gunshy of getting stuck ever since.
Ah, the beauty of a definite beginning and end to winter; wish I had anything like it to look forward to!
That gulp sentence could have been uttered by Colonel Kurtz himself.
Sponge season will see me ramming in black locust posts, digging for bits of roof in the melange.
The horror, the horror. BTW root mélange is one of my favorite dishes to dig out of the muck. I’m doing some sweet potatoes, beets and fennel tonight.
Your description of spring mud is spot on, and so is the miracle time of March when the sun warms the ground and the mud evaporates. I remember the horror of spring mud when I lived in North Dakota. Fargo has a type of smectitic clay that can absorb many hundreds times it weight in water and still remain a solid form. We called it swelling mud. It also becomes unbelievably sticky. When I walked along muddy fields in the spring the mud would buildup like a platform on the bottom of my shoe reaching 6″ thick and weighed heavy. And I made the mistake of stepping in a hole the mud could suck my boot right off I when tried to pull my foot out of the mud.
During the hot dry part of summer the ground would form cracks as the soil lost it’s moisture. Because the clay expanded so much when wet it also shrank accordingly as it dried. Giant cracks in the ground would open wide, several inches across and as much as 10 feet deep. Some unaware homeowners would make the mistake of filling in the cracks only to find hills forming when the ground re-swelled from fall rains.
Thanks, it’s been fun reminiscing about spring mud! But I can hear spring birds singing so I know its not far away!
Jody
Gabe Brown to the rescue!
(Not some muscular actor named GB, obviously. That only happens in dreams.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUmIdq0D6-A
Michael,
Leaving your dream life alone for a moment, thanks for clarifying. I had to look up Gabe Brown. And, I came up with a bit on a reality actor in a show called Alaskan Bush People (who knew?). But, your link is much more interesting.
Cheers,
Brian
Jody,
Only a soil scientist would write: Fargo has a type of smectitic clay that can absorb many hundreds times it weight in water and still remain a solid form. But, I think the muck I grew up with in south Louisiana was made of the same substance.
I think we’ve all been there, taking a step in muck, only to realize your boot has been left behind.
Brian